I find it funny, that people think, Homestuck is just about the ships.
the fandom is only so obsessed with shipping as a coping mechanism
for the mind fuckery and heart ache and general pain this beautiful webcomic causes.
so we can cry about simpler things
rather than the painful things
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”